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What did the cowboy
say when the bear ate Lassie?
"Well,
doggone !" |
What do you get if
you take a really big dog out for a walk ?
A
Great Dane out ! |
What kind of meat do
you give a stupid dog ?
Chump chops ! |
What sort of clothes
does a pet dog wear ?
A petticoat
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What do you get if
you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower ! |
Why did the dachshund
bite the woman's ankle ?
Because
he was short and couldn't reach any higher ! |
Why did the snowman
call his dog Frost ?
Because frost bites ! |
Why did the poor dog
chase his own tail ?
He was
trying to make both ends meet ! |
Where does a Rottweiller
sit in the cinema ?
Anywhere it wants to ! |
What did the angry
man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?
"I
must throw that doggie out the window !"! |
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