What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
He grew up to be a bellhop!

Why did Mrs. Yak call Mrs. Gnu after she'd just had twins?
To yak about the latest gnus.

What does a polar bear operator say?
"Glad I cold help you. Have an ice day!"

When does a horse talk on the phone?
Whinny wants to!

How does a football player make phone calls?
On a touch-down phone.

How does a baritone make phone calls?
Song distance!

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
Collect!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A party line!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses?
A television.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?
Tele-Scope.