Caller: Operator! Operator! I need you to connect me with someone in my diet support group! I feel hungry but I don't want to eat!
Operator: I was hungry, too, but after talking to you, I'm fed up!

What do you get if you cross a wake-up call with a chicken?
An alarm cluck!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
A wake-up call!

What do you get if you cross your telephone with a tape recorder and an alligator?
A snappy answering machine!

Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours!
Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!

What animals talk on the telephone the most?
The yakety-yaks!

Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold.
Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!

Caller: Operator! Operator! Can you understand me? I'm chewing on a pancake while I talk to you.
Operator: Oh, how waffle!

Caller: Operator! Operator! Can you hear me?
I'm hiding under my bedspread so my parents can't hear me.
Operator: Hmmm. Sounds like a cover-up to me!

Hello? I'm not interrupting your dinner, am I?
Actually, you are.
Good. Wait for me, and I'll be right over!