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How do you raise a baby
monster that has been abandoned by its parents?
With a fork lift truck. |
What's the difference
between a biscuit and a monster?
Ever tried dunking a monster? |
Can a monster jump higher
than a lamp post?
Yes - lamp posts can't jump. |
Boy 1: I'm going to
keep this monster under my bed.
BOY 2: But what about the smell?
BOY 1: He'll just have to get used to it. |
What do you do if a
monster feels sick?
Stand well back! |
Why does a barber never
shave a monster with a forked tongue?
Because it's easier with a razor. |
What do you get if you
cross a monster with a flea?
Lots of very worried dogs. |
Did you hear about the
monster that has pedestrian eyes?
They look both ways before they cross. |
MR MONSTER: Oi, hurry
up with my supper!
MRS MONSTER: Oh, do be quiet - I've only got three pairs of hands. |
What do you get if you
cross a biscuit with a monster?
Crumbs. |
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