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What's big and ugly
and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?
A monster trying to get rid of hiccups. |
What's big and ugly
and takes aspirins?
A monster with a headache. |
Why did the monster
dye her hair yellow?
To see if blondes have more fun. |
What's big and ugly
and wears sunglasses?
A monster on holiday. |
What's big and ugly
and bounces?
A monster on a pogo stick. |
What's big and ugly
and found at twenty fathoms?
A monster with an aqualung. |
What's big and ugly
with red spots?
A monster with measles. |
What's big and ugly
and has eight wheels?
A monster on roller skates. |
What's big and ugly
and goes at 125 m.p.h.?
A monster on an Inter-City train. |
MRS MONSTER: Will you
love me when I'm old and ugly?
MR MONSTER: Darling, of course I do. |
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