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What happened to the
monster who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back. |
How do you make a monster
fly?
Start with a ten foot zip . . . |
What monster makes funny
noises in its throat?
A gargoyle. |
What do you get if you
cross a monster with a watchdog?
Very nervous postmen! |
How do you get a monster
into a matchbox?
Take all the matches out first. |
What time is it when
a monster puts his left foot on your right foot?
Time to call an ambulance. |
Why do some monsters
have big ears?
Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. |
How can you tell if
there's a monster in your fridge?
You can't shut the door. |
How can you tell if
a monster has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter. |
How can you tell if
there's a monster under your bed?
When your face is nearly touching the ceiling. |
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