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What is a monster's
favourite game?
Swallow the leader. |
'The police are looking
for a monster with one eye called Cyclops.'
'What's his other eye called?' |
What do monsters put
on their roast beef?
Grave-y. |
What is the best way
to speak to a monster?
From a long distance. |
Where do space monsters
live?
In far distant terror-tory. |
What trees do monsters
like best?
Ceme-trees. |
Did you hear about the
girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly?
She was pretty ugly. |
Which monster made friends
with three bears?
Ghouldilocks. |
What do monsters do
every night at 11 o'clock?
Take a coffin break. |
What jewels do monsters
wear?
Tomb stones. |
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