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What do vampire footballers
have at halftime?
Blood oranges. |
What do vampires like
that are red and very silly?
Blood clots. |
How does Dracula like
to have his food served?
In bite-sized pieces. |
What do vampires make
sandwiches out of?
Self-raising dead. |
Why did the vampire
take up acting?
It was in his blood. |
What is Count Dracula's
least favorite song?
Vampires Burning, Vampires Burning. |
What happened when a
doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire?
It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?" |
Why did the vampire
baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into. |
What happened to the
lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer. |
What do you get if you
cross a vampire with a snail?
I don't know but it would slow him down. |
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