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Why did he have fang
decay?
He was always eating fangcy cakes. |
If you want to know
more about Dracula what do you have to do?
Join his fang club. |
What is the American
national day for vampires?
Fangsgiving Day. |
Why are vampire families
so close?
Because blood is thicker than water. |
What do you call a vampire
with no eyes?
No idea. |
How do vampires keep
their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs. |
What does Dracula say
when you tell him a new fact?
Well, fangcy that! |
Why was Dracula thought
as being polite?
He always said fangs. |
Why did the vampire
attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood. |
Did you know that Dracula
wants to become a comedian?
He's looking for a crypt writer., |
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