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What's the difference
between a vampire and a biscuit?
Have you ever tried dunking a vampire in your tea? |
What do you get if you
cross a vampire with a jar of peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth. |
What do you get if you
cross a Rolls-Royce with a vampire?
A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks. |
What do you get if you
cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armor. |
What happened when two
vampires went mad?
They went bats. |
What's the vampire's
favorite song?
Fangs for the Memory. |
What's a vampire's favorite
animal?
Giraffe. |
How do you join the
Dracula Fan Club?
Send your name, address and blood group. |
Why was the young vampire
a failure?
Because he fainted at the sight of blood. |
Why did the vampire
give up acting?
He couldn't fiend a part he could get his teeth into. |
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