|How do vampire footballers get the mud off?
They all get in the bat tub.
|What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound.
|Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck.
|What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?
He cut all his fingers off.
|What was the Californian hippie vampire like?
He was ghoul man. Real ghoul.
|What's a vampire's favorite sport?
|What happened to the two mad vampires?
They both went a little batty.
|What do vampires cross the sea in?
|What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
A coffin break.
|Where do vampires go on holiday?
To the Isle of Fright.