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& Vampire Jokes | | |
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Which vampire ate the
three bears' porridge? G
houldilocks. |
Which vampire tried
to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfnger. |
Why did the vampire
go to hospital?
He wanted his ghoulstones removed. |
Why did the vampire
stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsnif fer. |
What does a vampire
say when you tell him a ghoul joke?
Ghoul blimey! |
What's Dracula's favorite
dance?
The fang-dango. |
When do vampires bite
you?
On Wincedays. |
What's a vampire's favorite
drink?
A Bloody Mary. |
What do vampires think
of blood transfusions?
New-fang-led rubbish. |
Why did the vampire
enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz. |
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