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What
do you call the largest computer you can buy ?
A Big Mac ! |
What
do you call medicine for horses ?
Cough Stirrup ! |
What
do you call a pretend railway ?
A play station ! |
What
do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?
Scott ! |
What
do you call a man with a pig on his head ?
Hamlet ! |
What
do you call a man with eggs on his head ?
Omelette ! |
What
do you shout to the Frenchman at the back of the race ?
Camembert ! |
What
do you call a girl with a supermarket checkout on her head ?
Tilly ! |
What
do you call a mummy that washes up ?
Pharaoh Liquid ! |
What
do you call a Scottish racehorse rider ?
Jock-ey ! |
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