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What
do you call a man who forgets to put his underpants on ?
Nicholas ! |
What
do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
Ed-Wood ! |
What
do you call a woman with a sheep on her head ?
Baa-Baa-Ra ! |
What
do you call a man who wears tissue paper trousers ?
Russell ! |
What
do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?
Sister Matic ! |
Why
did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor ?
He was a little hoarse ! |
What
do you call a witch flying through the skies ?
Broom Hilda ! |
How
did the Prime Minister get to know the secret ?
Someone Blairted it out ! |
What
did the idiot call his pet zebra ?
Spot ! |
What
do you call a fish on the dining table ?
A Plaice Mat ! |
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