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What
do you call a rocking chair fitted with wheels ?
A rock-and-roller ! |
What
do you call a pair of shoes made from banana skins ?
Slippers ! |
What
do you call first aid for an injured lemon ?
Lemonade ! |
What
do you call Tarzan when he visits Mars ?
Marzipan ! |
What
do you call a fish that's eaten 24 carrots ?
A gold fish ! |
What
do you call a fish that can't swim ?
Dead ! |
What
do you call the king who invented the fireplace ?
Alfred the Grate ! |
What
do you call a cat that's eaten a lemon ?
A sourpuss ! |
What
do you say to an angry monster ?
No need to bite my head off ! |
What
do you call the longest night of the year ?
A fortnight ! |
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