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What
do you call a fast food snack served at a churt fate ?
A hymn burger ! |
What
do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?
Baddy long legs ! |
What
do you call a ghost's songbook ?
Sheet music ! |
What
do you call a person who falls onto you on a bus or train ?
A laplander ! |
What
do you call the World's first foot doctor ?
William the Corncurer ! |
What
do you call a holiday that rabbits go on when they first get
married ?
Bunnymoon ! |
What
do you call a bull you can put in the washing machine ?
Washable ! |
What
do you call something purple that swings through vineyards ?
Tarzan the grape man ! |
What
do you call a person who shouts all the way through a football
match ?
A foot bawler ! |
What
do you call a new, super cat ?
A new improved version ! |
What
do you call a fox in trouble with the police ?
A brush with the law ! |
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