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Why
are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they get under your skin. |
Why
are spiders like tops?
Because they are always spinning. |
Why
did the farmer plant old car parts in his garden?
He wanted to raise a bumper crop. |
Why
did the lady mouse want to move?
She was tired of living in a hole in the wall. |
Why
did the nature lover plant bird seed?
He wanted to grow canaries. |
Why
didn't the man believe what the sardine said?
It sounded too fishy. |
Why
do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words. |
Why
do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work. |
Why
do flies walk on the ceiling?
If they walked on the floor, someone might step on them. |
Why
do gardeners hate weeds?
Give weeds an inch and they'll take a yard. |
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