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What do you get if you cross a worm and a fur coat?
A caterpillar.
What goes snap, crackle, pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
What happens to grapes that worry too much?
They get wrinkled and turn into raisins.
What has a head, a tail, four legs, and sees equally from both ends?
A blind mule.
What helps keep your teeth together?
Toothpaste.
What insect curses in a low voice?
A locust.
What insect is like the top of a house?
A tick (attic).
What insects talk too much?
Moths. They are always chewing the rag.
What is a dimple?
A pimple going the other way.
What is a distant relative?
Someone who is not living with you.
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