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Why
do squirrels spend so much time in trees?
To get away from all the nuts on the ground. |
Why
do the hippies study the stars?
Because they are so far out. |
Why
does a baby duck walk softly?
Because it is a baby and it can't walk, hardly. |
Why
don't bananas snore?
They don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch. |
Why
don't flies fly through screen doors?
Because they don't want to strain themselves. |
Why
is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other. |
Why
is a garden like a story?
They both have plots. |
Why
is a rabbit's nose always shiny?
Because his powder puff is on the wrong end. |
Why
is it dangerous to walk around the country in the spring?
Because then the grass is full of blades, the flowers have pistils
(pistols), and the trees are shooting. |
Why
is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there. |
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