"Did you hear the story about the peacock?"
"It's a beautiful tail (tale)."
During what season do ants eat most?
Summer. That is when they go to a lot of picnics.
How can a leopard change his spots?
Move to another place.
How can you eat an egg without breaking its shell?
Ask someone else to break it.
How can you fix a short circuit?
How can you keep a rooster from crowing on Monday morning?
Eat him for dinner on Sunday.
How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long in it.
How can you tell that a cat likes the rain?
Because when it rains it purrs (pours).
How can you tell where a bear lives?
Look for his Denmark (den mark).
How can you tune into the sun?
Use a sundial.
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