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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I'll get the fly spray !

Waiter, could I have the steak please With pleaseure sir. No with fries please !

Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! Oh no, who will look after his family !

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !

Waiter, there is fly in my soup ! Don't worry madam, go ahead and eat it, there are plenty more !

Waiter, there is a dead fly swimming in my soup ! Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim !

Waiter, there are two flies in my soup ! That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

Waiter, there is a slug in my salad ! Shhh, or everyone will want one !

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