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Waiter
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Waiter, there is a
worm on my plate !
That's
not a worm sir, it's your sausage ? |
Waiter, there is a
fly in my wine !
Well
you did ask for something with a little body in it! |
Waiter, there is a
fly in my soup !
Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch
doctor ! |
Waiter, my lunch is
talking to me !
Well
you did ask for a tongue sandwich ! |
Waiter, there's a fly
in my soup !
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them ! |
Waiter, there is a
dead fly on my steak !
I don't
know sir, perhaps it died after tasting it ! |
Waiter, there is a
spider on my plate, send me the manager !
That's no good, he's scared of them too ! |
Waiter, do you serve
snails !
Sit
down, sir, we serve anyone !
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Waiter, do you have
frogs legs !
Yes sir
Well hop off into the kitchen and bring my meal then please ! |
Waiter, are there snails
on the menu !
Yes
sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen ! |
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Jokes !
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