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Waiter
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Waiter, whats this
spider doing in my alphabet soup!
Probably
trying to read sir ! |
Waiter, there is a
beetle in my soup !
Sorry
sir, we're out of flies today ! |
Waiter, there is a
mosquito in my soup !
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much ! |
Waiter, there is a
dead fly in my soup !
Yes
sir, it's the heat that kills them ! |
Waiter, there is a
fly in the butter !
Yes sir, it's a butterfly! |
Waiter, there is fly
in my soup !
Don't
worry I'll call the animal sanctuary ! |
Waiter, there is a
bee in my alphabet soup !
Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other
letters too ! |
Waiter, there are two
flies in my soup !
That's
alright sir, have the extra one on me !
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Waiter, what is this
spider doing in my soup !
Drowning by the look of it sir ! |
Waiter, there is a
spider in my salad !
Yes
sir, the chef is using Webb lettuce today! |
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