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Waiter, this soup tastes funny ! Then why aren't you laughing ?

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ? It looks like it's learning to swim sir

Waiter, there is a small slug in this lettuce I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one ?

Waiter, do you have frogs legs ? No sir, I've always walked like this.

Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ? Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !

Waiter, this coffee is terrible, it tastes like earth ! Yes sir, it was ground yesterday !

Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy How about a crocodile sandwich sir !

Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !

Waiter, this egg is bad Don't blame me sir, I only laid the table !

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