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Romantic
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Why aren't
you going to marry David after all ?
Well he said he'd die if I didn't, so thought
I'd wait and see ! |
Sir, I'd like
your daughter for my wife
Can't
she get one of her own ! |
Boys fall
in love with me at first sight.
Yes but at the second sight they realise they
can't stand you ! |
Last night
I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world
What
was I wearing ? |
I'll cook
you dinner, what would you like ?
A life insurance policy ! |
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They're perfectly
matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight ! |
Julie's boyfriend
told her he'd lost all his money
What did she say ?
I'll miss you darling ! |
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Before she
was married your sister turned her husband's head with her good looks.
Now she turns her stomach with her cooking ! |
What's the
wife of a hippy called
Mississippi |
My wife is
one in a million
Really,
I thought she was won in a raffle ! |
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Romantic
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