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Romantic
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My boyfriend
thinks I'm beautiful
Well they do say that love is blind ! |
My husband
is a man of many parts
Pity
they weren't put together properly ! |
What happened
to that couple who met in a revolving door ?
They're still going round together ! |
I've come
to ask for your daughters hand in marriage.
Well
you'll have to take the rest of her too or the deals off ! |
Girls whisper
that they love me.
Well they'd hardly say it out loud now would
they ! |
My brother
fell in love with his wife the second time he met her.
He
didn't know how rich she was the first time ! |
She wears
her engagement ring on the wrong finger.
She probably feels she's engaged to the wrong
man ! |
What did you
get your girlfriend for Christmas ?
A
bottle of toilet water, it cost a fortune.
If you'd
have come round our house you could have had as much water from out
toilet as you wanted for free !
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He has a leaning
towards redheads.
Yes, but they keep pushing him away ! |
She was two
thirds married once.
What
do you mean ?
Well, she
turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't ! |
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Romantic
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