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Romantic
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Why do they
call her an after dinner speaker ?
Because every time she speaks to a man she's
after a dinner ! |
Did
he really marry her because of her grandfathers fortune ?
He
denies it. He says he would have married her no matter who had left
her a fortune ! |
His girlfriend
returned all his letters.
I bet she marked them "second class male
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I wish you
were on TV
Would
you love me if I were a TV star ?
No, but I
could switch you off ! |
My boyfriend
is really clever, he has brains enough for two.
He sounds like the right boy for you ! |
I can't leave
you.
Do
you love me that much ?
It's not
that, your standing on my foot ! |
I got a lovely
kitten for my girlfriend.
I wish I could make a trade like that ! |
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My sister
wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend it on her ! |
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I wouldn't
say your girlfriend has a big mouth, but when she yawns her ears vanish
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When I grow
up I'm going to marry the boy next door
Why
?
I'm not allowed
to cross the road ! |
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Romantic
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