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Romantic Jokes !
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Do you love me?
Of course
Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear
Lemon meringue pie !
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I wish I had a penny for every boy that's asked me out.
Wow, so you'd have enough to use a public lavatory then !
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What would it take to get you to kiss me ?
An anaesthetic !
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Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
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I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.
I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin ! |
Do you like me ?
Well, as boys go your OK, and the further you go the better
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Where are you off to ?
The doctors, I don't like the look of my husband
Can I come with you ?, I can't stand the sight of mine !
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Could you be happy with a boy like me ?
Maybe, If you weren't around too often !
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She's such a nice bird.
She must be if she goes out with a worm like you ! |
The computer dating agency picked me out as an ideal boyfriend ?
But who wants to go out with a computer !
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Romantic Jokes !
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