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Romantic
Jokes !
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Do you love
me?
Of course
Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear
Lemon
meringue pie ! |
I wish I had
a penny for every boy that's asked me out.
Wow,
so you'd have enough to use a public lavatory then ! |
What would
it take to get you to kiss me ?
An anaesthetic ! |
Why is your
face all scratched ?
My
girlfriend said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses
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I'm not rich
like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like
Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.
I love you too, but what was that you said about
Martin ! |
Do you like
me ?
Well,
as boys go your OK, and the further you go the better ! |
Where are
you off to ?
The doctors, I don't like the look of my husband
Can I come with you ?, I can't stand the sight of mine ! |
Could you
be happy with a boy like me ?
Maybe,
If you weren't around too often !
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She's such
a nice bird.
She must be if she goes out with a worm like
you ! |
The computer
dating agency picked me out as an ideal boyfriend ?
But
who wants to go out with a computer ! |
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Romantic
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