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Night Jokes ! |
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Why does Father Time wear bandages?
Because day breaks and night falls. |
Why is a cat longer at night than in the morning?
Because it's let out at night and taken in again in the morning. |
Why was night baseball started?
Because bats like to sleep in the daytime. |
Why was the glow-worm sad?
Because it didn't know if it was coming or glowing. |
You must take things quietly at night.
I do, doctor, I'm a cat burglar!' |
Your cough sounds better today!
It should, I practised all night! |
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Night Jokes ! |
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