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Night Jokes ! |
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What is there more of the less you see?
Darkness. |
What kind of car do wolves drive?
A Wolfswagen. |
What makes a glow-worm glow?
It eats light meals. |
What makes the moon pale?
Atmos-fear. |
What time is it when a knight looks at his belly button?
It is the middle of the night (knight). |
What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight-life. |
What was the most dangerous time for knights?
Nightfall (knight fall). |
What would you get if you crossed a bat with a magician?
A flying sorcerer. |
What's big and bright and silly?
A fool moon. |
What's it called when a vampire kisses you good night?
Necking. |
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Night Jokes ! |
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