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Night Jokes ! |
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What did the big star say to the little star?
'You're too young to go out at night' |
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?
Bronto-snore-us ! |
What do bats do at night?
Aerobatics. |
What do call a clever glow-worm?
A bright spark. |
What do cats eat for supper?
Mice Crispies. |
What do cats read every night?
Evening mewspapers. |
What do vampires do every night at 11 o'clock?
Take a coffin break. |
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?
Russell ! |
What do you call the longest night of the year ?
A fortnight ! |
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?
An animal that puts you out a night ! |
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