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What's the difference between a wolf and a flea?
One howls on the prairie, the other prowls on the hairy. |
When do banshees howl?
On Moanday night. |
When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because two feet are added to it. |
When is the moon heaviest?
When it's full. |
When was Rome built ?
At night.
Why did you say that ?
Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day ! |
Where are starfish found?
In a planet-arium. |
Where can a rabbit get a great night's sleep?
On a bed of lettuce! |
Where do American wolves live?
Hairizona. |
Where do cows go on a Saturday night ?
To the moo-vies ! |
Where was the cat when the lights went out?
In the dark. |
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