|Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!
|At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?
Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!
|Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
Only if they have a very frank relationship!
|Can you name two burgers who are royalty?
Sir Loin and Burger King!
|Can you use the word 'tenderloin' in a sentence?
Burgers 'tenderloin' faster than pizzas or hot dogs!
|Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
|Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?
|How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
|How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!
|How did the jury find the hamburger?
Grill-ty as charred!