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What do they say about
the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?
It's PAN-demonium! |
What do you use to determine
if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?
A thermomeater! |
What famous movie did
the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?
They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold! |
What great song is associated
with hamburgers and baseball?
'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'! |
What happened to the
pilot who flew into a 4,000 pound mountain of meat?
He got grounded! |
What happened when the
meat patty saw the seeded bun?
It was love at first sight - poppy (seed) love! |
What happens when two
burgers fall in love?
They live together in holy meatrimony! |
What is a hamburger's
favourite story?
Hansel and Gristle! |
What is the hamburgers'
most familiar song?
'Home on the Range'! |
What is the hamburgers'
motto?
If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again! |
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