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How do you make a meat
loaf?
Send it on a vacation! |
How does a burger acquire
good taste?
With a little seasoning! |
How does a pitcher walk
a man in Burger Land baseball?
He throws four meatballs! |
How far do burgers go
in school?
Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!). |
How many burgers do
you feed a ferocious, 14 foot tall vampire?
All it wants! |
How was the hamburger
murdered?
First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions! |
In what school subjects
does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill. |
Is it proper to eat
a hamburger with your fingers?
No, you should eat your fingers separately! |
Is there a way to make
a hamburger do the Hula?
Sure, order a burger and a shake! |
Name two tennis stars
who are famous in the hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King! |
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