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Who is a hamburger's
favourite comedian?
Milton Broil! (Berle) |
Who is the hamburgers'
favourite actress?
Candice Berger! |
Who is the hamburger's
favourite singer?
'Hammy' Davis Jnr! |
Who is the most important
person in a European town?
The burger-meister! |
Who puts holes in meat
patties?
Dunkin' Hamburgers! |
Who was the burger's
favourite all-time movie director?
Sizzle B. DeMille! |
Who wins most of the
medals for bravery in Burger Land?
The meatball heros! |
Whom do the meat patties
dislike most?
The butchers! - they're always chop! |
Why are hamburgers essential
to football?
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron! |
Why are our meaty friends
so willing to take whatever comes their way?
Burgers can't be choosers! |
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