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Did you hear about the
monster who had eight arms?
He said they came in handy. |
Did you hear about the
monster who had an extra pair of hands?
Where did he keep them?
In a handbag. |
Did you hear about the
man who took up monster-baiting for a living?
He used to be a teacher but he lost his nerve. |
What do you get if you
cross n man-eating monster with a skunk?
A very ugly smell. |
How do you keep an ugly
monster in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow . . . |
How do man-eating monsters
count to a thousand?
On their warts. |
What do you call a one-eyed
monster who rides a motorbike?
Cycle-ops. |
What game do ants play
with monsters?
Squash. |
How did the midget monster
get into the police force?
He lied about his height. |
What do young female
monsters do at parties?
They go around looking for edible bachelors. |
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