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1st monster: That gorgeous
four-eyed creature just rolled her eyes at me!
2nd monster: Well, roll them back again she might need them. |
What did the monster
say when he saw Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
Yum, yum! |
What kind of monster
has the best hearing?
The eeriest. |
Why did the cyclops
apply for half a television license?
Because he only had one eye. |
Did you hear about the
stupid monster who hurt himself while he was raking up leaves?
He fell out of a tree. |
Did you hear about the
monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself. |
What did the angry monster
do when he got his gas bill?
He exploded. |
Why did the wooden monsters
stand in a circle?
They were having a board meeting. |
What did the shy pebble
monster say?
I wish I was a little boulder. |
What happened when the
werewolf met the five-headed monster?
It was love at first fright. |
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