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What happened to the
demon who fell in the marmalade jar?
Nothing, he was a jammy devil. |
Why was the demon so
good at cooking?
He was a kitchen devil. |
What do demons have
for breakfast?
Deviled eggs. |
What do demons have
on holiday?
A devil of a time. |
When do banshees howl?
On Moanday night. |
What does a headless
horseman ride?
A nightmare. |
1st monster: I've just
changed my mind.
2nd monster: Does it work any better? |
Mommy monster: Did you
catch everyones eyes in that dress dear?
Girl monster: Yes, mom, and I've brought them all home for Cedric to play marbles
with. |
Mommy monster: What
are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?
Young monster: Hee, Hee, he's my halfbrother now. |
1st monster: I have
a hunch.
2nd monster: I thought you were a funny shape. |
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