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Monster: I've got to
walk 25 miles home.'
Ghost: Why don't you take a train?
Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back. |
Did you hear about the
monster who went to a holiday camp?
He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered. |
Why are monsters' fingers
never more than 11 inches long?
Because if they were 12 inches, they would be a foot. |
What time is it when
a monster sits on your car?
Time to get a new car. |
How can you tell the
difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana. |
A monster walked into
the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the
other.
You see, he was $15 in arrears. |
Did the bionic monster
have a brother?
No, but he had lots of trans-sisters. |
Did you hear about the
monster who was known as Captain Kirk?
He had a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear. |
Did you hear about the
monster burglar who fell in the cement mixer?
Now he's a hardened criminal. |
Why did the monster
have to buy two tickets for the zoo?
One to get in and one to get out. |
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