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Why did the monster
walk over the hill?
It was too much bother to walk under it. |
Mr Monster: Oi, hurry
up with my supper.
Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet - I've only got three pairs of hands. |
FIRST MONSTER: We had
burglars last night.
SECOND MONSTER: Oh, did you?
FIRST MONSTER: Well, it made a change from slime on toast. |
What sort of soup do
monsters like?
One with plenty of body in it. |
| MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy,
hurry up and drink your soup before it clots. |
MICKEY MONSTER: Look
Mum, I've brought a friend home for lunch.
MOTHER MONSTER: Good! Well, shove him in the oven. |
| MONSTER TO DAUGHTER:
You know, you really should be looking for an edible young bachelor. |
What eats its victims
two by two?
Noah's shark. |
Father monster: Johnny,
don't make faces at that man.
I've told you before not to play with your food. |
Waiter on ocean liner:
Would you like the menu, sir?
Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list. |
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