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What's the hardest part
of making monster soup?
Stirring it. |
What did the monster
say when he ate a herd of gnus?
" . . . and that's the end of the gnus." |
MONSTER: How much do
you charge for dinner here?
WAITER: £20 a head, sir.
MONSTER: And how much for a couple of legs, as well? |
FIRST MONSTER: Am I
late for dinner?
SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten. |
Why don't monsters eat
penguins?
Because they can't get the wrappers off. |
What did the monster
say when he saw a rush-hour train full of passengers?
Oh good! A chew-chew train! |
What do monsters like
eating most in restaurants?
The waiters! |
Where do greedy monsters
fiend their babies?
Under the guzzle-berry bush. |
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?
SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food. |
FIRST MONSTER: I don't
think much of your wife.
SECOND MONSTER: Never mind-eat the vegetables instead. |
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