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How do you know if a
monster's come round for tea?
There are muddy footprints on the carpet. |
What kind of cocktails
do monsters enjoy?
Ighballs. |
Why do some monsters
eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook. |
MONSTER BOY: Should
you eat chicken with your fingers?
MONSTER MUM: No, fingers should be eaten separately. |
What does a monster
mom say to her kids at dinnertime?
Don't talk with someone in your mouth. |
What did the monster
want to eat in the restaurant?
The finger bowl. |
What did the monster
eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist. |
How did Frankenstein's
monster eat its food?
By bolting it down. |
What is a sea monster's
favorite dish?
Fish and ships. |
What do nasty monsters
give each other for breakfast?
Smacks in the mouth. |
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