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Mommy monster: Don't
eat that uranium.
Little monster: Why not?
Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache. |
Why was the horrible,
big monster making a terrible noise all night?
After eating Madonna he thought he could sing. |
What happened to Ray
when he met the man-eating monster?
He became an ex-Ray. |
Why did the monster
eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of light refreshment. |
What happened when the
ice monster ate a curry?
He blew his cool. |
What do ghosts eat for
breakfast?
Dreaded wheat. |
What do ghosts eat for
lunch?
Ghoul-ash. |
What do ghosts eat for
supper?
Spook-etti. |
The vampire went into
the Monster Cafe. "Shark and chips," he ordered.
"And make it snappy." |
What makes an ideal
present for a monster?
Five pairs of gloves - one for each hand. |
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