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Why
did the boy put his head in the dryer?
Because he wanted to have that "dry look." |
Why
did the boy put his head in the washing machine?
He wanted to have that "wet look." |
Why
did the boy take the ruler to bed?
He wanted to see how long he slept. |
Why
did the girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted sweet dreams. |
Why
did the girl sit on her watch?
She wanted to be on time. |
Why
did the girl tear the calendar?
Because she wanted to take a month off`: |
Why
did the man keep a ruler on his newspaper?
Because he wanted to get the story straight. |
Why
did the three little pigs leave home?
Because their father was a big boar (bore). |
Why
do cats sleep better in summer than in winter?
Because summer brings the caterpillar (cat a pillow). |
Why
do hurricanes travel so fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes. |
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