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What
is an ultimate?
The last person you marry. |
What
is big and purple and lies in the sea?
Grape Britain. |
What
is black and white and red all over?
A blushing penguin. |
What
is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper. |
What
is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with diaper rash. |
What
is black and white and red all over?
A sunburned zebra. |
What
is green and pecks on trees?
Woody Wood Pickle. |
What
is the correct height for people to stand?
Over two feet. |
What
is the difference between a dog and a flea?
A dog can have fleas but a flea can't have dogs. |
What
is the difference between a man and a running dog?
One wears trousers, the other pants. |
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