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If there
were no food left, what could people do?
Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people
could have their traffic jams. |
If two's
company and three's a crowd, what is four and five?
Nine. |
What
8-letter word has one letter in it?
Envelope. |
What
animal is gray and has a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation. |
What
animals are well educated?
Fish, because they go around in schools. |
What
are the most faithful insects?
Ticks. Once they find friends, they stick to them. |
What
are the three swiftest means of communication?
Telephone, telegraph and tell-a-secret. |
What
causes baldness?
Lack of hair. |
What
did one car say to the other?
"You look familiar. Haven't we bumped into each other before?" |
What
did one faucet say to the other faucet?
"You're a big drip." |
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