Monster graffiti: GET
THE MONSTER BEFORE IT GETS AAARRGGH!
What happens when monsters
hold beauty contests?
Nobody wins.
What does a monster
do when he loses a hand?
He goes to a second-hand shop.
What do you get if you
cross a Scottish monster with a hamburger?
A Big Mac.
What kind of horse would
a headless horseman ride?
A nightmare.
Which monster has no
luck?
The luckless monster.
JOHNNY: Dad, what has
a purple body with yellow spots, eight hairy legs and big slimy eyes on stalks?
DAD: I don't know. Why? JOHNNY: Because one's just crawled up your trouser leg.
Two monsters walked
along the beach at Brighton. One said to the other,
'Not much of a crowd for a bank holiday, is there?'
What weighed 20 stone
and terrorized Paris?
The Fat-Tum of the Opera.
What's blue and hairy
and goes round and round?
A monster on a turntable.
