| Dracula
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What did Dracula say
to his new apprentice?
We could do with some new blood around here. |
Why do vampires hate
arguments?
Because they make themselves cross. |
What happened when the
vampire went to the blood bank?
He asked to make a withdrawal. |
What's a vampire's favorite
love song?
How Can I Ignore the Girl Necks Door. |
What does a vampire
say to the mirror?
Terror, terror on the wall. |
What's a vampire's favorite
cartoon character?
Batman. |
What did Dracula call
his daughter?
Bloody Mary. |
Why do vampires eat
in transport cafes?
They can eat for necks to nothing in them. |
What type of people
do vampires like?
O positive people. |
What do vampires play
poker for?
High stakes. |
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