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What happened at the
vampires' race?
They finished neck and neck. |
Where did vampires go
to first in America?
New-fang-land. |
What did Dracula say
to the Wolf man?
You look like you're going to the dogs. |
What do you get if you
cross Dracula with Al Capone?
A fangster. |
Where do Chinese vampires
come from?
Fanghai. |
What do vampires sing
on New Year's Eve?
Auld Fang Syne. |
What do vampires have
for lunch?
Fangers and mash. |
What happened at the
vampires reunion?
All the blood relations went. |
What is Dracula's favorite
fruit?
Neck-tarines. |
Why did Dracula go to
the dentist?
He had fang decay. |
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